Addressing The Rumors

Strictly 4 My C.L.I.P.P.A.Z.

My publicist wanted me to address the streak that came to end this past Sunday. Contrary to what the media has reported, I was not forced to end my consecutive games started streak by coaches, teammates, or management. It was completely my decision. With the addition of the cyborg, it is time to adjust my role on the team. G.C. is quality and M.D. has been in good form of late. Interesting to note, I have never seen M.D. in the weight room on the bench press or on the pull down machine working his latissimus dorsi muscles. Must be genetics. Anyway, those two are outperforming me at the moment. I take this new role as motivation to play the way I know I can. Which is to brick 3's not air ball them. As has been previously stated "winning is everything and losing is not an option", minutes do not matter to me.

I am a little concerned about the attitude of J.D. aka swiss cheese. His lack of commitment and general disregard to the most important area of championship level basketball will come back to bite us. Maybe not in rec level basketball, but it certainly will when we make this alleged jump to the big dog court. The Clip Joint, like the great Ken Beatrice would say, "can not I mean can not" get away with lapses on the defensive end of the floor. Not only that, we can't go Cal Ripken Jr. over there and expect to win.

Finally, I want to give a shout out to Jeff, who has the best release on his jumpshot I have ever seen. Without Jeff, I would never have been a Clip Joint member. Also shout out to Bird, who has taught me a lot about the game and made me recognize a lot of my weaknesses.

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